A new song about waiting for things worth waiting for.
• 27 September 2013 • 141 notes
“The People’s Liberation Force probably chose their particular speciality because it is one of the safest; there is, after all, very little danger in planting bombs and then retreating to a safe distance. They apparently never perceived that you cannot help alleviate the plight of the masses by destroying the infrastructure built up painfully slowly for their benefit on what little national wealth remained. But however paradoxical their behaviour, what happened to them was simply according to a general rule that applies to all mankind. This rule is that people always think that if they are very expert at something, that thing must therefore be extremely important. The People’s Liberation Force were expert with explosives, and therefore they thought that what they did was crucial.”
The War of Don Emmanuel’s Nether Parts - Louis de Bernières
This book is so rich with humour and tragedy and truth. Seriously everybody just read it now.
• 21 September 2013 • 1 note
Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.
(Source: free-parking, via douggington)
• 16 September 2013 • 37,186 notes
Nanalew lives here.: Thoughts on Sports for Artists ;D
I understand it when people say they don’t like sports because they don’t really get them, or they had bad experiences being forced to play them, or they’re annoyed that some athletic people sailed through school with special privileges and were jerks, and they think it’s stupid to praise someone…
• 10 September 2013 • 286 notes
Kye Kye - Trees & Trust (acoustic)
• 6 September 2013 • 43 notes
New Country - Walkmen
Blue Skies - Noah and the Whale
Talk Show Host - Radiohead
Minnesota, WI - Bon Iver
Those To Come - Shins
• 2 September 2013 • 3 notes